Rullyattdotquam is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, capable newt.

Rullyattdotquam created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullyattdotquam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rullyattdotquam, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rullyattdotquam's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rullyattdotquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.