Hivstragkan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent naga.

Hivstragkan created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivstragkan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hivstragkan, he will come to you in dreams.

Hivstragkan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hivstragkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hivstragkan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the south.

5. Do not covet oxen.