Camrillog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, clever cobra.

Camrillog created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camrillog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Camrillog, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Camrillog's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Camrillog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.