Tipgomkemnig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy bee.

Tipgomkemnig created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tipgomkemnig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tipgomkemnig, it will turn you into a dog.

Tipgomkemnig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tipgomkemnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never skip near bats.