Paknadrow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient giraffe.

Paknadrow created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Paknadrow, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Paknadrow, she will curse you with boils.

Paknadrow's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Paknadrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Never cross crossroads at midnight.