Narlfablist Largnuttlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident toad.

Narlfablist Largnuttlarp created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlfablist Largnuttlarp, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narlfablist Largnuttlarp, it will not care at all.

Narlfablist Largnuttlarp's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Narlfablist Largnuttlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Narlfablist Largnuttlarp on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Narlfablist Largnuttlarp in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Never talk about fire.