Lunarnsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, all-knowing armadillo.

Lunarnsaw created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunarnsaw, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lunarnsaw, he will turn you into a tree.

Lunarnsaw's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lunarnsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Do not keep six rats in a large pit.