Vonsinquill is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sage weasel.

Vonsinquill created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonsinquill, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vonsinquill, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vonsinquill's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vonsinquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Vonsinquill on top of important buildings.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.