Rawxucknat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, emotional squid.

Rawxucknat created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Rawxucknat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rawxucknat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rawxucknat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rawxucknat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.