Tadkar is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humane elephant.

Tadkar created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tadkar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tadkar, it will turn you into a slug.

Tadkar's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tadkar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tadkar first in all things.

2. Never bounce in the presence of frogs.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always stare at clouds.