Bossgomcet is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic goat.

Bossgomcet created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Bossgomcet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bossgomcet, he will not care at all.

Bossgomcet's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bossgomcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.