Dunsogflag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage raccoon.

Dunsogflag created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunsogflag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunsogflag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dunsogflag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dunsogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help sick mice.