Bomkemfomxemlinhudkemzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, calm shrew.

Bomkemfomxemlinhudkemzod created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomkemfomxemlinhudkemzod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bomkemfomxemlinhudkemzod, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bomkemfomxemlinhudkemzod's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bomkemfomxemlinhudkemzod's Holy Commandments

1. Bomkemfomxemlinhudkemzod loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away if five capybaras approach from the east.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.