Febcudran is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered raccoon.

Febcudran created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febcudran, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Febcudran, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Febcudran's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Febcudran's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple ear rings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your chest white.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.