Wegkinhug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful goose.

Wegkinhug created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegkinhug, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wegkinhug, he will turn you into a mouse.

Wegkinhug's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Wegkinhug's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Never talk about gravity near snakes while wearing indigo hats and balancing six silicon spheres on your back.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always take life seriously.