Libmonrag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic penguin.

Libmonrag created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Libmonrag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Libmonrag, it will be very unhappy.

Libmonrag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Libmonrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Libmonrag.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about archaea.