Linyimgubcidsidnarthug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome dragonfly.

Linyimgubcidsidnarthug created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linyimgubcidsidnarthug, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Linyimgubcidsidnarthug, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Linyimgubcidsidnarthug's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Linyimgubcidsidnarthug's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never paint your arms white.