Gensitdamdam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, emotional rat.

Gensitdamdam created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gensitdamdam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gensitdamdam, it will think nothing of it.

Gensitdamdam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gensitdamdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about special relativity near tapirs while wearing turquoise tights and balancing five platinum spheres on your feet.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.