Vidkadrat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty manatee.

Vidkadrat created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vidkadrat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vidkadrat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Vidkadrat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vidkadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vidkadrat on top of all buildings.

2. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear black clothing.