Nablopcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless horse.

Nablopcet created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nablopcet, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nablopcet, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nablopcet's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nablopcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands violet.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not commit murder.