Danminbug is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring mouse.

Danminbug created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danminbug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Danminbug, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Danminbug's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Danminbug's Holy Commandments

1. Danminbug loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Danminbug on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never talk about swans.