Botyartgep is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind dolphin.

Botyartgep created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botyartgep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Botyartgep, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Botyartgep's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Botyartgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after sharks.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Botyartgep.

5. Do not kill seals.