Nuttonfum is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish whale.

Nuttonfum created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttonfum, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttonfum, it will turn you into a slug.

Nuttonfum's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nuttonfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect six silver sculptures of Nuttonfum on top of important buildings.

4. Put Nuttonfum first in all things.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.