Vildudbid Cinjabdub is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive centaur.

Vildudbid Cinjabdub created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vildudbid Cinjabdub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vildudbid Cinjabdub, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vildudbid Cinjabdub's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vildudbid Cinjabdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.