Cammadspag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omniscient spider.

Cammadspag created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cammadspag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cammadspag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cammadspag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cammadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not take Cammadspag's name in vain.

3. Erect three silver sculptures of Cammadspag on top of important buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must never eat onions.