Arfcebyart is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair aardvark.

Arfcebyart created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Arfcebyart, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Arfcebyart, she will turn you into a slug.

Arfcebyart's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Arfcebyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of sharks.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not take Arfcebyart's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about stars.