Riphasnel is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering hamster.

Riphasnel created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riphasnel, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Riphasnel, it will torture you forever.

Riphasnel's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Riphasnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. You must love Riphasnel.

5. Never jump near turtles.