Flagspagfas is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, wise fish.

Flagspagfas created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagspagfas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flagspagfas, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flagspagfas' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Flagspagfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of dolphins.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Never look at black holes.