Fubhotgengep is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, grumpy goose.

Fubhotgengep created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubhotgengep, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fubhotgengep, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fubhotgengep's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fubhotgengep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green scarves on sacred days.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help swans.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Do not consume figs at dawn.