Megdonzimhabdag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless horse.

Megdonzimhabdag created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megdonzimhabdag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megdonzimhabdag, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Megdonzimhabdag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Megdonzimhabdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet red.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.