Lenhigbass is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient jaguar.

Lenhigbass created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Lenhigbass, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lenhigbass, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lenhigbass' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Lenhigbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never paint your neck green.

4. Put Lenhigbass first in all things.

5. Never think about moons.