Spagpangess Ladsiggen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able centipede.

Spagpangess Ladsiggen created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagpangess Ladsiggen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Spagpangess Ladsiggen, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Spagpangess Ladsiggen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Spagpangess Ladsiggen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silicon sculptures of Spagpangess Ladsiggen on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about planets.