Zakgenlag Dossgepnull is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered walrus.

Zakgenlag Dossgepnull created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Zakgenlag Dossgepnull, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zakgenlag Dossgepnull, it will torture you forever.

Zakgenlag Dossgepnull's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zakgenlag Dossgepnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Never wear green trousers.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never paint your hands purple.