Cabcusskar Fubhontail is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring crane.

Cabcusskar Fubhontail created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabcusskar Fubhontail, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cabcusskar Fubhontail, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cabcusskar Fubhontail's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cabcusskar Fubhontail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must love Cabcusskar Fubhontail.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not covet oxen.