Wodvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-powerful yak.

Wodvonk created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodvonk, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wodvonk, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Wodvonk's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Wodvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not take Wodvonk's name in vain.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never play with disobedient children.