Larpjammob is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable mongoose.

Larpjammob created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpjammob, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larpjammob, she will ignore you.

Larpjammob's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Larpjammob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Larpjammob in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.