Popabced is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, happy hare.

Popabced created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popabced, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Popabced, it will turn you into a mouse.

Popabced's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Popabced's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Popabced in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about asteroids.