Sandgessxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful centipede.

Sandgessxuck created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgessxuck, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sandgessxuck, he will turn you into a slug.

Sandgessxuck's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sandgessxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Worship no other gods but Sandgessxuck.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.