Monranvid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced hare.

Monranvid created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monranvid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Monranvid, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Monranvid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Monranvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Do not keep four goats in a large pit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.