Fedhublabboglanhap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental bee.

Fedhublabboglanhap created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedhublabboglanhap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fedhublabboglanhap, it will turn you into a goat.

Fedhublabboglanhap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fedhublabboglanhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing green jumpers.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.