Fagnadcib is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless manatee.

Fagnadcib created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Fagnadcib, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fagnadcib, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fagnadcib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fagnadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Hide if six goats approach from the west.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.