Lambadnardabtettipaslen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, kind dugong.

Lambadnardabtettipaslen created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lambadnardabtettipaslen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lambadnardabtettipaslen, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lambadnardabtettipaslen's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Lambadnardabtettipaslen's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Lambadnardabtettipaslen loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not name children after mites.

5. Never talk about archaea.