Godsterlat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable hummingbird.

Godsterlat created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Godsterlat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Godsterlat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Godsterlat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Godsterlat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Godsterlat on top of all buildings.