Gedrowing is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful dragon.

Gedrowing created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Gedrowing, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gedrowing, he will laugh at you.

Gedrowing's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gedrowing's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never hurt moths.