Timdabfag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring gorilla.

Timdabfag created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Timdabfag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Timdabfag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Timdabfag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Timdabfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Timdabfag on top of all buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.