Dossflamraw is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful hare.

Dossflamraw created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossflamraw, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dossflamraw, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dossflamraw's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dossflamraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Put Dossflamraw first in all things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.