Queegwikyart is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous crab.

Queegwikyart created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegwikyart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Queegwikyart, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Queegwikyart's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Queegwikyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.