Yikgeptun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish cat.

Yikgeptun created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikgeptun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yikgeptun, he will turn you into a mole.

Yikgeptun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yikgeptun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Yikgeptun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Always help rats in need.