Yikstipyogbin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-assured pigeon.

Yikstipyogbin created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikstipyogbin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikstipyogbin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yikstipyogbin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yikstipyogbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yikstipyogbin.

3. Yikstipyogbin loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Yikstipyogbin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.