Kombonkgad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful penguin.

Kombonkgad created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombonkgad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kombonkgad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kombonkgad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kombonkgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Always take life seriously.