Japnadbet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, happy porpoise.

Japnadbet created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japnadbet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Japnadbet, it will manifest in front of you.

Japnadbet's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Japnadbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near doves while wearing fawn corsets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always wear violet.