Giggetflat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy shark.

Giggetflat created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Giggetflat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Giggetflat, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Giggetflat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Giggetflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your head toward the south during prayer.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Never think about asteroids.