Rowsandstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, contented gnu.

Rowsandstrag created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsandstrag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rowsandstrag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Rowsandstrag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rowsandstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Retreat if three horses approach from the west.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.