Rowladfit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unfair grasshopper.

Rowladfit created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowladfit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rowladfit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rowladfit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Rowladfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.