Donlopsad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring jellyfish.

Donlopsad created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Donlopsad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Donlopsad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Donlopsad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Donlopsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.