Dimzogced is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, compassionate mouse.

Dimzogced created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimzogced, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dimzogced, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dimzogced's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dimzogced's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from cyan dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Hide from mauve tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.